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Myths RETOLD: Beowulf Eats Napalm and Shits Asses, Which He Kicks (Part 1)
and Hrothgar is like well alright
but you know
you are not the first person to have this idea
shit has been going on for TWELVE YEARS
I cannot emphasize this enough
and beowulf is like BITCH DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
I CAN PUNCH A HORSE SO HARD IT TURNS TO GOLD
AND WHEN I COUGH
KILLER BEES SHOOT OUT OF MY MOUTH
I’M BEOWULF
DO I NEED TO SPELL IT FOR YOU
I HOPE NOT
BECAUSE I NEVER LEARNED TO READ
Got chills when I saw a commercial on WBZ for the Boston Marathon. When I see workers cleaning up on Beacon St I assume that they are getting the course ready. I’m going to walk around Boylston St tomorrow to see if the Marathon banners are up on the lamp posts. I think I can check the 15 day forecast on accuweather.com tomorrow. Just let me make it to April 18th sane!
EVERYONE MUST SEE THIS.
I’m not even going to lie, I lol’d at this…a lot.
Greatest song ever. Greatest video ever.
As long as I have lived in Ottawa, I have had cab drivers tell me there are three single women for every single man living here.
The theory was that women are massively overrepresented in the public service. It is true there are more women than men working in the federal government, but…
Attn: BENEFICIARY
Date:28/03/2011
RE: US$5 BILLION WORTH OF PAYMENT HAS BEEN APPROVED
The International Court Of Justice has ruled in favor of all payment beneficiaries/Inheritance beneficiaries,creditors as Instructed by United Nation in Conjunction with World Bank. We have also signaled…
Everyone, you made AWESOME entries. And I’m gonna leave your beautiful work up on the entries page /I’m gonna name it something else/ for all to see!!
But there’s only one winner. And this winner won with just 3 votes above second place!!
AND THE WINNER IS…
(i put a read more cuz I’m just cliche like that x] )
You have raised enough money for Japan in less than 24 hours (I think?) that is more than my yearly salary! wompwomp.
